Another pointless title with no substance to justify my empty excuse of a living and light your otherwise emptier life.
Lately I’ve been suicidal and when I’m suicidal I think of women. Women who did me wrong by not sucking something I would liked them to OR by sucking something I don’t want them near. And that’s my tits! Ok men have tits. I have no idea why, even though a relevant book is best-selling out there. Stupid writers. I think people should stop writing. So anyway. Just because men like licking woman-tits I don’t see why they should lick mine. Stop it! It creeps me out goddamn it. I don’t know what’s wrong with them man. It’s like they want to give us something back to compensate for the pleasure we gave them over the years. Let me explain: We don’t do it for you, women. It just so happens that we like licking your tits. Call me insane but if they give us what we give them, next thing we’ll have a dick up our assholes. Believe me, it’s coming to this. “Yeah I know you like penis but I don’t want one in my ass. Why? Because we are not the same. That’s right, we are not equal… in sex.” And don’t go all feministic on me little vixen. You like receiving my throbbing manhood and I like offering it. It’s that simple. I don’t want people touching my asshole. So STOP!
That reminds me:
I was conversing with this girl the other day and she was telling me all about her boyfriends and how she fellated them and blah blah blah. And at some point she started showing me pictures of them, telling me how handsome they are and kept asking me if I thought they were handsome as well. What the FUCK? I was playing along of course because deep down I’m a nice guy and didn’t bludgeon her to death but it pissed me off. Plus she was naked and I was feeling my crotch so yeah, whatever! The thing was, she really did expect me to know who’s handsome and who’s not. I can’t goddamn it. Unless you are Johnny Depp, which makes you instantly hot in my book. Why? Because you have sex with Vanessa Paradis. Man, I had this major crash on her in junior school, where I saw a super hot picture of her in my French book. The hours I spent "learning French" in the toilet are infinite. She is so hot, I would lick anything that went into her sweet vagina; including Johnny’s penis… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … errrrrr … … … … … … …figuratively speaking.