New Wave Of REAL Vegetarians
Everybody hates vegetarians. It’s a fact. Even vegetarians hate vegetarians, hence the derogatory phrase: “This is a cucumber… tomato-bitch!”
If this doesn’t make sense don’t worry, vegetarians are not too bright. “No meat, no brainy worky”.
THEN AGAIN!...
This was born on 09Nov05 :
From now on, I will only eat green puppies. Oh man it would be great. Now I can be a vegetarian too without suffering from the “stupid” effects. And when they ask me: “So Alex, what do you normally eat?”, I can say: " Oh you know, green stuff ", and laugh my ass off. HAHAHA.
I can go out to dinner with “normal” veggie lovers and pretend I don’t like anything from the menu and say: Oh don’t worry, I brought my own food, you know us veggies bring our food everywhere, just in case. They would nod and then I would pull up my green puppy and my machete and have some of that. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA…
Or invite them for a drink, you know, a couple of greenpups, some ice-cubes in the blender and GRANGRRRNNNNNNNN…. Green smoothies anyone? No?
And let’s not forget the luck it would bring us. Imagine a rabbit’s foot… Ok, now imagine a four-leafed clover… Now put them together. WHAM. That’s right, a green puppy’s foot. It’s a win-win situation, I’m telling you.
I can’t wait until the evil scientists start the production. Come to think of it, we should build a green puppy factory and start making them ourselves. Who’s with me? Everybody!?!... Good! Excellent. Pass this webpage to your friends and let’s make the dream a reality. We shall call it Green Puppy Love Makers INC… Love Makers? Hm…
Anyway, email me your ideas.