OMG, you are so describing me

 

Have you ever been in a relationship? Did you break up and now you hate her guts? Were you left behind a human wreck but you finally re-bounced and went back in the mating game? Is that new girlfriend of yours physically resembling your last? Then you are knee-high in SHIT. This is how ex-girlfriends see your situation:

Scene: Your Ex and her best friend are discussing about you while chewing gum.

-Oh my GOD, have you seen your ex’s new girlfriend?

Ex: No! Why? Is she more pretty than me?

-No way you are by far a princess, tee hee hee.

Ex: Hee hee, thnx *air kiss*

-She is just like you… only uglier of course.

Ex: Oh my god, this means he is not over me yet… poor <your name>. He is so pathetic really, but it serves him right for not wanting to talk with me for hours over the phone every night.

-Yeah! You said it girl!

Ex: So how much like me, is she? Not that I care.

-Well, she has hair exactly where yours are. On the top of her head.

Ex: No!!

-Yes! I couldn’t believe it. And they are brown too. And… CURLY!

Ex: Oh my God, you are so describing me right now.

-I know. And her nose it’s exactly where yours is. In the middle of her eyes.

Ex: No!

-YESss!

Ex: I can’t believe it. Is she thin?

-Yes.

Ex: OMG. Is she, ahmm… medium height?

-Yes.

Ex: OMG, Ok, is she.. ahmm..

-We are so playing a game now aren’t we? OMG we are so cute.

Ex: Yes we are…*air kiss*

-I know, let’s go shopping and we’ll talk more of this over our mobiles so people we’ll think we’re even more popular.

Ex: Lets.

 

Sometimes I wish ex-girlfriends could realize we choose our next girlfriend resembling them because that’s what we like in the first place. I liked curly brunettes before my Ex and I will like them after her. I am so depressed right now. I hate you. Thank you women of my past, you are always so nice to me *air kick*

 

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