The SEA
What?!? Did I mention the sea earlier because I had a point to make? Well… I don’t know, but let’s get super pissed and make something up. Getting super pissed is essential……..
<somersaulting someone to death means you've reached the target amount of pissedoffness>
So…I cannot conceive why people like going to the beach and play games with racquets and balls and IN THE FUCKING SUN! (I heard that some badass killed the Sun of the Bitch but it could be rumors) The Sun SUCKS! “Oooohh let’s get oiled up and tanned and be sexy and happy and find people to have sex with under the sun” Here’s a thought: Let’s NOT! I think that everybody should stop being happy and be miserable like me. Happiness is overrated. The new “happiness” is depression. Be trendy goddamn it. Be depressive. Why should I be the miserable one while you have fun. Stop it. Be miserable. Join me!!!. Crying every Tuesday and Thursday from 23:00 to 01:00 is so cool. I should know. I do it every week. Come on Happies. Curse your stinking, guttering life...
The other thing that pisses me off with the sea is all these morons who sit nearby and “gaze” at the damn thing for hours and hours on end. What the FUCK is up with that?
- You: “Shut up Alex, the waves and the sound of them, breaking, is sooo relaxing and soul-refreshing, so shut up ok?”
- ME: NO!
It’s just the same sound over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and again and again…See?!? Not very relaxing and beautiful isn’t it asshole asshole asshole? It is the same thing with the occasional pebbles rustling&grating somewhat louder. “Ooooohhh Poetry”. Enough all ready, get on with it! They are pebbles and saltwater combined with wind. Who cares. It’s not like you tape record a kango, drilling the pavement outside your house and then play it back to your friends around a campfire while sharing blankets and comment on the thickness of the sound and the beautiful changes of rhythm and choruses, do you? But why? Isn’t it a repetitious kango? HUH?!?!? You feel like crying now don’t you? Is the realization of your idiocy a hard thing? Never been there.
PS: Happies are like hippies only not artificially high.