The worst article on Vo-men
I’ve been thinking a lot about life lately and I came to the conclusion that… no that’s wrong, I just came…sorry. Anyway. I don’t like people. People smell bad, whereas I don’t. It’s not the soap factor to blame, is just that… well you are gay and you have the smell of other gay people on you.
I’ve been on this awesome site for 5 months now and I’ve been receiving these stupid emails from smelly readers, believing every fucking shit I say. Just because is in writing it doesn’t mean is true or that I care. I don’t. Therefore, I deducted that over the years of the intensive brainwashing period of our lives (aka school days) we’ve been brought to believe every fucking shit we read as being valid and sovereign, and I should add here that what we did read was given to us for free; courtesy of the government. Don’t you just love your government?…
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Anyway... After some serious calculating I can say that the regular readers of this site are 68. And including me we are 69. That is correct dear reader!... my dick is in your mouth...mmmHhhh!!!... And if you are thinking : “Hey Alex, but you just said we are gay, so this means that our dicks is in your mouth too”, well what can I say… You are a genius, moron!
List of things that are not true:
#1. My girlfriend is not dead from a crowbar.
#2. You are not gay.
#3. You are not stupid.
#4. You can read.
#5. You are dead.
#6. You rhyme with bread.
#7. I never masturbate.
#8. I cry.
#9. I killed your mother.
#10. The killer wasn’t me.
#11. Ha-ha-, you are confused.
#12. I will not go further.
#13. I am not confused too.
#14. Huh?!? .. Shut up!-------
I’m so bored today and I really hoped this article would help. It didn’t. Fucking article. It must be the worst I’ve ever written. Or does your Critical Royal Ass begs to differ? “Pray Sir, let me have your flamboyant opinion on my writings and make me the happiest of men”... Asshole, I hate you.
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That woman from the local bar called me to meet her there. I will, but first…<unzip> mmmmHhhh… flop flop flop flop flop!... ghrrrmmnnnggggg… aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ……..Fuck it!....I won’t go now.
Hey this goo is really really sticky! See!?!?! Sniff sniff…vomit! COoooooOOLLL!...Vo-men!