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#111. Once a year (17Dec08)

#110. True Story (06Nov08)

#109. Amsterdam, pt. III (26Oct08)

#108. Momentary Relief (14Oct08)

#107. Amsterdam, pt. II (11Oct08)

#106. Amsterdam, pt.I (04Oct08)

#105. I think (14June08)

#104. A long, long time ago (1May08)

#103. Predicament (6March08)

#102. Empty, page (7Feb08)

#101. point of suspension slash ellipsis

#99. Bar (14Nov07)

#98. Shopping (15Oct07)

#97. Pee (14Oct07)

#96. The Flirt (1Aug07)

#95. Going to the beach (26June07)

#94. On Heavy Metal prescriptions and Scotoma's Killing the Machine (8June07)

#93. Two in one (11May07)

#92. The Pursuit of Happyness: A kickass review (23Mar07)

#91. Library Dreams (17March07)

#90. The little cocksucker (10Mar07)

#89. MySpace and s(h)tuff (2Mar07)

#88. The Drunken Boston Story (16Feb07)

#87. My Grandfeather (5Feb07)

#86. Derrida's Differance (26Jan07)

#85. Stupid games that ruined my life (16Dec06)

#84. Peoplecide sounds good right now (12Dec06)

#83. That vanilla-white bastard Sucks (8Dec06)

#82. Benches have problems too (7Dec06)

#81. Interview with my childhood Hero (1Dec06)

#80. La Pastora: the return (14Nov06)

#79. Buttface: the movie (28Oct06)

#78. La Pastora: the trip (12OCt06)

#77. DOGSTOCK: A drunken ninja's review (11Sept06)

#76. Creative Writing - No.5 (13Aug06)

#75. Creative Writing - No.4 (03Aug06)

#74. Creative Writing - No.3 (27July06)

#73. Creative Writing - No.2 (18July06)

#72. Intro to Creative Writing (12July06)

#71. Onanistic Sessions II (5July06)

#70. My birthday-camping-party will be FUCKING AMAZING (9June06)

#69. Onanistic Sessions I (31May06)

#68. Sentences; unconnected; grave; apart (17May06)

#67. Hamlet, photograph, politician, pizza (13May06)

#66. The Muse was not amused (7May06)

#65. (30Apr06)

#64. Lordi's interview (24Apr06)

#63. Lordi (17Apr06)

#62. My Diary (2Apr06)

#61. Green people (30Mar06)

#60. To-do list before I die (19Mar06)

#59. Green Monday (6Mar06)

#58. In the classroom (28Feb06)

#57. The Blind chicken revisited (23Feb06)

#56. Eurovision: the Return (19Feb06)

#55. Valentine's Day (12Feb06)

#54. I hate HER too, afterall (8Feb06)

#53. Stupid wanna-be teachers and their “problems” (4Feb06)

#52. I ran (29Jan06)

#51. tHE cONSPIRACY (20Jan06)

#50. Another pointless title (12Jan06)

#49. The Young Ninja (1Jan06)

#48. He is screwed up (25Dec05)

#47. OMG, you are so describing me (16Dec05)

#46. I hate peep toes (9Dec05)

#45. Soliloquy, part I (1Dec05)

#44. Blues Songs (23Nov05)

#43. New Wave of REAL Vegetarians (16Nov05)

#42. Discussions at lunch (13Nov05)

#41. Puzzling email (4Nov05)

#40. I hate Jane Austen (27Oct05)

#39. The saddest pizza in Italy (19Oct05)

#38. Small town drugs (12Oct05)

#37. Why I shouldn't be a DJ (4Oct05)

#36. The Revenge of the Moviegoer (2Oct05)

#35. This is not one of those articles... (25Sept05)

#34. The Sea was mentioned (18Sept05)

#33. Camping (11Sept05)

#32. ME:the screenplay (4Sept05)

#31. 05:51 (2Sept05)

#30. Elektra: The movie (25Aug05)

#29. Karaoke Nights (20Aug05)

#28. The worst article on Vo-men (13Aug05)

#27. Women want me -Part 2- (6Aug05)

#26. Don't touch my knee, Bee (29July05)

#25. I am HOT -Part 1- (22July05)

#24. The Tom Cruise Interview (17July05)

#23. War of the Worlds: A glorious masterpiece or shit? (14July05)

#22. NOT my last article (7July05)

#21. Frog sinking (30June05)

#20. The Brain and the Masturbation Factor (22June05)

#19. Telethon SUCKS (15June05)

#18. I hate birthday flashbacks or The best birthday present (13June05)

#17. I am going (5June05)

#16. I love Kids (30May05)

#15. The Bicycle Rider and the Snakes (20May05)

#14. Dedicated to Neo, the retard who double-clicked a dead link 800 times (10May05)

#13. He kept throwing that gravel... (6May05)

#12. TODAY IS A NICE DAY! (29Apr05)

#11. Repeating myself and then some more (28Apr05)

#10. Number 9.5 & Number 10 (23Apr05)

#9. One Black Sabbath (16Apr05)

#8. I had a "little talk" with my ex- about an hour ago... (14Apr05)

#7. Eurovisions and Dungeons (8Apr05)

#6. Scratching yourself in public is a no-no (29Mar05)

#5. The Concert (25Mar05)

#4. Ex- (18Mar05)

#3. The white thing (12Mar05)

#2. I love politics (8Mar05)

#1. mmmHhhh... Zebra Stripes (4Mar05)

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