toiletpaperstories.com is proud to present: The blind chicken, the song (mp3)

Written and performed by my friend and comrade in life and Art Marios "Greenbelly" Lizard

The blind chicken (original lyrics by me)

Ohhhhhh I got up this morning
And my blind chicken rode the pig
It was so nice, I milked my tits.

Oh yeah piss on its neck

Oh that woman makes me sweat
With her feathered beak and yellow back
Every time she tries to-ooo yeeehhh eeeh… suck my balls.

Oh yeah trim my nostrils.

Imagine that thing, Oh imagine that thing.
Loving that chicken with all your thing
Imagine that thing, ‘cause it’s something

Blind chicken why?
Why with that pig?
Come baby. Come and see me.
Oh yeah, that’s why
It’s because you’re blind, blind-chicken?
Oh that's why… sorry
Bye

Oh imagine that thing, imagine that thing.
Fondling that thing with your thing, Ooooo, …<fade out>

Oh man, this is so fucking great... I will masturbate.