People SUCK

Goddamn it. People are lame. Seriously. Nobody likes them in the whole universe, including them, yet they continue to exist as if they know what the hell is going on. Fucking morons. I hate them. Why don’t they shoot themselves?

I was talking with an alien the other day, from Frimalidionionionioniously, and she was like: “Hey Alex, how come earthlings are such dumbasses?” I couldn’t answer. But it’s true.

Assholes everywhere you look. Millions of assholes, reeking of shit (naturally). Shit coming out of their collective mouths and useless brainwaves. And yes, I do use the term “brain” loosely. More like MANURE. Hey that’s it. Man U’RE manure.

No one appreciates anything anymore. You live the majority of your life being an egotistical bastard (I know I had), hating everybody because they’re idiots, and then it dawns to you: “Hey, maybe it’s my fault. Maybe if I offer something first, everything will be ok. I might even get something back, like respect and some dignity”. BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT I GOT. Because you get nothing back. Nobody appreciates your efforts and gifts of mind-altering experiences. Everybody is an asshole. No respect, no anything. MANKIND sucks.

In the words of Tom Waits:

If there's one thing you can say
About Mankind
There's nothing kind about man

And Tom still Waits for something to happen.

I FEEL LIKE SHOUTING GODDAMN IT... AAAAAARRGGGHHHHRRR.

I mean, What the Fuck? I’m a good person, I read, occasionally write, I don’t rape or kill, EVER, I loved a woman, I love my friends, I’m not a complete jackass and oftentimes I respect the feelings of others. Yet the majority of people, and I roughly speculate here… 99%, are puppets. Puppets connected to strings (see brands, hyped trends, shitty music, ESPECIALLY SHITTY MUSIC, artless nothingness in “shiny” wrapping) controlled by a few disgusting slimeballs (see mega-corporations and their pets, the advertisers). And nobody seems to care. Everything’s “cool”. “Hey man,” you might say, “just do what you do and let them be assholes.”

NO!

Because the majority sets the norm and the norm is bullshit, a narrow-minded diarrhoea. And according to them I’m perverse, an outcast, a defect.
“Oh no, he’s thinking, we cannot have that, next thing he’ll be wanting freedom of speech, polluting our children’s ears with anti-consumeristic ideas and other insanities.”

Fuck it. I’m so bitter with everything, “I can’t go on. I’ll go on.* ”

Take today. I got a call from this woman working in my college, telling me that she wanted someone to translate text from English to Greek. She said I came highly recommended from my department’s Head (since I work hard and I’m somewhat good at it) and she wanted to meet me. “Ok,” I said and hung up. I went there, and she, expecting some pasty kid with zits, saw me (who as you know I rock, hard) and I catch a glimpse of confusion and utter disappointment in her eyes... [meaning: How can he be any good at translating? Here take some money and go buy heroin.]

Ok, I thought, I might have misread it, it can’t be, and offered my hand for a shake. She hesitated, unwillingly succumbed and after our handshake, she DARED to wipe her hand on her skirt, discreetly of course. THAT CUNT!!!

Wow, I thought, such ample amount of pure respect, solely given for my exterior alone, AND seventy-two dense pages for a mere fiver per page. Where do I sign?
I laughed when she told me. She was offended. Good. I left.

 

End, without a period

 

ps: big thanks to “Evros” for his best gift ever. my friends and family are definitely in the 1%... mostly. some are. but all are cool… mostly. some are.

*: from The Unnamable by Samuel Beckett.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

guess what that is and win nothing, not unlike real life.