It's official...I hate all women

It seems that after all I hate all women, including that last one I thought she was my friend. That bitch. She must be on her period today because she was extra bitchy. So get this: I was conversing with her over the internet (she studies in Milano, just so she KNOWS this is about her) and at some point she started bitching about how the first 8 seasons of South Park that I copied for her do not work. I should be pissed off right there but I wasn’t. That bitch, I hate her... There I am, sharing laughter with her, paying money out of my own pocket, spending my valuable time on HER and she whines non-stop. OK, I say and explain to her that she should use Media Player Classic, since it’s the only software which will do the trick.
”Oh!” she says in her obnoxious, I knew-all-along way. “I will try and download it later from eMule.”

“That’s Ok, don’t bother,” I answer, “let me upload it on my website and I’ll make a secret page just for you, so you can download it from there.”

“Ok” she answers nonchalantly.

And I go over my way to make her life easier, just because she was my friend, spend 15 minutes preparing the whole shit up and after everything is ready I write her back, giving her the URL address and telling her to click and download it.

“Click there and download it”

“I can’t now… I’m painting.”

“Just click there stupid.”

“I can’t I’m doing stuff. I said I’m painting.”

“The time it took you to tell me you are painting twice, was 20 times more than clicking your fucking mouse. Download it so I can take it down.”

“No, I’m painting.”

“Goddamn it, you bitch”

I DID ALL THIS THING FOR HER AND SHE CANNOT DOUBLE-CLICK

I blocked her scrawny ass forever out of my msn. Well excuuuuse me princess for distracting you from your masterpiece. I HATE HER. THAT BITCH, HOW DARE SHE? “Ooooohhh… look at me I’m a painter and I’m creating now and I cannot comprehend how shitty is my art and how stupid I am, but I guess I will be inconsiderate of other people’s efforts trying for my own personal good and take it out on my friends because I have my period and I feel like being a bitch.”

……. I am bitter and resentful now…..

...I will go and kick my puppies for a while. That always calms me down…

NO IT DIDN”T

I HATE HER IHATE HER I AHETE HER AI HTE EHR I HAT HER IA HETA HRE

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andyouknow.whyIhateher.themost?.Because.now.she.owes.me.evenmore.money.for.putting.me.into.a.rage.and.I.broke.my.fucking.spacebar.IfIeverseeyouagainIwillKILLYOU…