Stupid wanna-be teachers and your “problems”, I hate you.
I don’t usually engage with matters of Cyprus’ societal life or any other generic problems vexing various groups of citizens but this particular one pisses the hell out of me and it’s high time for my voice of reason to kick some moronic ass.
In a nut-shell this is the current situation: Cyprus ’ economy is shit. One of the measures discussed to help the situation is the addition of three more years of work to all the civil servants’ time until pension. This is optional of course so if one wants to retire at 60 and not at 63 they can.
Guess who has a problem with that? All the shitty, snotty, snob, arrogant, naïve, pussy, menstruated CUNTS, who will be the future educators of Cyprus . Why? Because it would take 3 more years for them to be assigned as school teachers. Oh, boo-hoo. First of all, SO WHAT!?... Second… are you ready for this revelation?...good, here it is… YOU also get to retire at 63. Pow! Aren’t you a moron huh!? Moreover, the ministry of finance is just trying to keep the economy up in your country too. You do realize that you live here don’t you? If the country bankrupts, do you think hiring more teachers will be a matter of High Importance? So why don’t you shut your fucking hole and go sit in a corner and cry a little.
But really, what pisses me off is the mere thought of all these morons being in charge of our children’s education. A bunch of zombiefied, flaccid, unimaginative assholes, who want to teach for three reasons and I quote their words “June, July and August, he-he” will be the reason for sabotaging any possible mental development of the next generation.
- “But we want to serve Education. Boo-hoooo… Why don’t you let us serve Knowledge now?”
- NO!! You cock-sucking, money-thirsty Satan’s little helpers, you are a plague to society and we'll not yield to everything you ask just because you cry louder. Shut up. (By the way, Mr. Hicks… get out of my body)And I return to my first answer which should be ample but NO! you over-consuming pieces of shit want to have the whole pie and eat it too. I repeat SO WHAT!?. Can’t you pick from a variety of low-paying jobs and work somewhere for three years, kick it back, take it slow, have some fun with your lives because surely the thought of bettering your cranky boss at McDonalds after you are assigned, must worth at least two millions laughs at her fat face. I guess you cannot because you mechanically memorized all those needless data over your student years so you would successfully be a senseless robot under the Rich White Man’s command, which translates into: work for the government, teach a bit if you feel like it, take the cheque home and live the rest of your miserable days with a remote-control in your free-from-wanking hand, praying for someone to show you where it all went wrong, while you scan through endless channels of the same crap, over and over again until the day you realize death will be so sweet right now.
I hate you goddamn it.